My brother-in-law sent me these one liners today - I thought they were pretty amusing so wanted to share them with you:
You spend the first two years of their life teaching the kids to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
The main purpose of holding children’s parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
We childproofed our home, but they are still getting in.
Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day!
