Following in the theme of our recent Giggle Competition, I thought I would share a couple of little gems from my daughter:
Yesterday we were at Bockett’s Farm near Leatherhead. The staff were doing a demonstration for the visitors of a goat being milked. The room was full of parents and kids all very silent as they watched the little goat being milked. We walked into the room after the milking had started with a view of the goat’s bottom facing us. Mic announced in front of everyone there “he’s doing a big wee! from his bottom!” - there were many chuckles from the audience.
Mic told me she wasn’t feeling well the other day. I asked where it was sore and she said it was her “Fred”. I asked if she meant her “forehead” and put my had on mine to show where I meant. She said “no mummy, not forehead (pronounced 4-head) - only got ONE head! (she indicated the top of her head). Silly mummy…
